Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC
Originally posted by StevenFarrisOhio:
It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....
1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.
2). Have the EMT readily available
3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax
4). Play name that disease
5). Have grief counselors on stand by
6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.
7). Straight jacket relay races
8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS
9). Purell cleansing booths
Help me out here...
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very funny stuff!!
Love it! A few more things to include...
* 100-meter dash. Competitors that are found NOT to be using performance reducing drugs (e.g. sedatives) will be disqualified
* Centers for Disease Control information booth with lots of information on symptoms of rare and fatal diseases
* Daycare center available for safe people
* 100-meter dash. Competitors that are found NOT to be using performance reducing drugs (e.g. sedatives) will be disqualified
* Centers for Disease Control information booth with lots of information on symptoms of rare and fatal diseases
* Daycare center available for safe people
"Common things occur commonly. Uncommon things don't. Therefore, when you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras." -- C.J. Peters
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