Stress CENTER SUMMER PICNIC
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It has been a long time since I have posted in the humor forum. I was thinking how neat it would be to have a summer picnic and gather all of us together. Then my evil side started thinking....
1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.
2). Have the EMT readily available
3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax
4). Play name that disease
5). Have grief counselors on stand by
6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.
7). Straight jacket relay races
8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS
9). Purell cleansing booths
Help me out here...
1). Prepare for 100 cancelations due to agoraphobia.
2). Have the EMT readily available
3). Spike the lemonade with Xanax
4). Play name that disease
5). Have grief counselors on stand by
6). "Art and crafts" Creating wind-chimes from old pill bottles.
7). Straight jacket relay races
8). Volley ball tournament: OCD vs. IBS
9). Purell cleansing booths
Help me out here...
Steven Farris
oh yay, this is fun!
10) A bank of computer terminals hooked up to the forums and chat for folks who are to nervous about talking in person.
11) A medical tent where you can have your blood pressure checked, get massage therapy, and refill you prescriptions all in one handy location.
12) A live, in-person FEAR FACTOR challenge led by Mr. Steven Farris of Ohio.
10) A bank of computer terminals hooked up to the forums and chat for folks who are to nervous about talking in person.
11) A medical tent where you can have your blood pressure checked, get massage therapy, and refill you prescriptions all in one handy location.
12) A live, in-person FEAR FACTOR challenge led by Mr. Steven Farris of Ohio.
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