The three sermons

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Jim2
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Post by Jim2 » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:32 pm

One beautiful Sunday morning, a pastor announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here in my hands three sermons...a $1000 sermon that lasts five minutes, a $500 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $100 sermon that lasts a full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver.

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:46 pm

Hmmmmmm, that would be a good one for our church pastor LOL

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 31, 2008 4:00 pm

Jim
think i would chose the third one:) I like long sermons:)

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:14 pm

Hi Nelly. It depends on who's preaching. :)

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