Posted: Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:22 am
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>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
>but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
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>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>toward the man.
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>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
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>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.!
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>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
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>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
>dreams and he shares his. She listens.
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>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
>place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
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>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
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>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
>is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
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>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies. .
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>Wait for it. .
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>It's coming. .
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>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>She says:
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
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>A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
>sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down,
>but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
>
>Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
>toward the man.
>
>He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
>
>"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.!
>
>
>"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
>
>They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
>dreams and he shares his. She listens.
>
>After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her
>place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
>
>They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
>
>The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy
>is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
>
>"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every guy you meet?"
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>"No," she replies. .
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>Wait for it. .
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>It's coming. .
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>The suspense is killing you, isn't it?
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>She says:
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>"You just happened to catch my eye."
thanks I needed this today 