Re: Personal Ads for people with Anxiety/Panic/Depression
Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 10:28 pm
seeking place of employment where there is absolutely no broken glass as i wouldn't want a shard of glass to get in someone's drinking glass and cause slow painful deaths of which i would be responsible.
seeking a machine to follow me around that would clean up any possible spills coming from me, and i mean any drops what so ever! that way i wouldn't have to worry about anyone slipping and that being my fault.
seeking a perfectly clean environment. clean door handles especially important! after all, who knows who last touched it and wouldn't want to have a trace of any uncleanness which would undoubtedly spread a deadly disease.
seeking a way to enjoy eating peanuts or any kind of nut without having to worry that i will have a trace of oil from the nuts on my hands and it will get to someone else who has a nut allergy and kill them.
looking for hair product that will not cause me to worry that because i have some left on my hands that i can't touch the stair rail cause someone may touch the rail and slip on the hair product, and if they have an accident it will be my fault.
wanted: a person to follow me and clean up the counter when i lean on it and have just been in my boxer shorts, cause i know that leaning up on the counter or against a dish towel i will undoubtedly spread an STD to my family. also looking for a bubble to walk around in so that there is no possibility of spreading STD's to my family.
seeking a machine to follow me around that would clean up any possible spills coming from me, and i mean any drops what so ever! that way i wouldn't have to worry about anyone slipping and that being my fault.
seeking a perfectly clean environment. clean door handles especially important! after all, who knows who last touched it and wouldn't want to have a trace of any uncleanness which would undoubtedly spread a deadly disease.
seeking a way to enjoy eating peanuts or any kind of nut without having to worry that i will have a trace of oil from the nuts on my hands and it will get to someone else who has a nut allergy and kill them.
looking for hair product that will not cause me to worry that because i have some left on my hands that i can't touch the stair rail cause someone may touch the rail and slip on the hair product, and if they have an accident it will be my fault.
wanted: a person to follow me and clean up the counter when i lean on it and have just been in my boxer shorts, cause i know that leaning up on the counter or against a dish towel i will undoubtedly spread an STD to my family. also looking for a bubble to walk around in so that there is no possibility of spreading STD's to my family.