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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:08 am
by Rene98
Sorry Conner you can't have my husband but he is the perfect person to reply to that ad
By the way he told me to tell you to try out the Mr. Clean eraser for the scuff marks on your floor. He discovered that one this week.
Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:46 pm
by Mello Nello2
I love the MR Clean eraser!!! It really works!!
Hahaha Conner loved the OCD thing!! And i love your carosel horse icon!!!
Wanted: Panic Pal,, to ride in the car daily, talks in english, doesnt talk back, speaks only in affirmations, is willing to drive if i panic, strong enough to take my anger out on, cause i can do nothing alone! Maps out all the back roads, so i dont have drive on busy streets or freeways... And it cant cost more than $19.95
CAll, 1-800 Totally Dependent!
Nelly
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:54 am
by Utah Momma
Wanted SWM that is a rep for major drug company. Valium preferred, generic accpetable as well.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am
by Sara's Mom
Okay here goes...
If you're the kind of guy who would give me his last Ativan, then I want to panic with
you.
Hi, I am a single white agoraphobic female seeking an equally neurotic single male for wild phobic fun times:
Romantic drives to the ER, holding hands as we walk to the end of the driveway, dinners at the nearest restaurant where we'll always reserve the table closest to the door, cuddling by the fireplace comparing horror stories while sharing a pot of calming chamomile tea, massaging
Purell slowly and sensually all over each other's bodies until we're both thoroughly and completely sanitized!
Don't be shy, message me, or have your therapist do it.
Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:12 am
by Sara's Mom
Originally posted by luckyme:
Female wanted: I'm looking for someone to dine out with from time-to-time. I would prefer that you have occasional difficulty swallowing, and fear poultry dishes.
"Fear poultry dishes" hahahahaha OMG this is so funny! I
do fear poultry dishes lol.
I can't stop laughing!
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:43 am
by NinjaFrodo
Male wanted:
Someone who can share in the obsessive thoughts and reassure that yes in fact i am dying whenever i have a hypochondriac episode. The guy must be willing to stay home with me at all times and not do anything fun. Must not enjoy any activity or care about other people. Oh and also have a PhD in mindreading as well as i'm not good at communication.
email at
Share_my_obsessions@hotmail.com
Mike
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:46 am
by NinjaFrodo
Sara's Mom, That was just awesome!
Mike
Posted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:12 pm
by jillzmind
These are hilarious!! Sara and Mike..good stuff.
Glad to see you in the humor thread Mike..you gotta da funnybone in ya!! haha
Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:51 am
by NinjaFrodo
thank you jillzmind. I really try and i've come to this thread to find some inspiration to change some of my obsessive scary thoughts. Those can be really challenging to make humerus.
Mike
Posted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:12 pm
by ES
People who suffer from anxiety & fear of flying now have solutions.
http://www.flyinganxiety.com provides info & tips on dealing with air turbulence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gao3SIT3IY