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Somtimes it helps just to laugh.
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epa
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Post by epa » Sat Jan 20, 2007 8:23 am

A Reasonable Woman

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,

"Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a 25-year-old blonde."

"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."
ATTITUDE -- The mind is like a parachute...it doesn't work unless it's open!!

had enough
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Post by had enough » Sat Jan 20, 2007 9:52 am

Oh my Gosh that was great....... :D :D :D
Remember, an Eagle never has the same air under its wings.
So it is with life, there is something different each day.

hopehound
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Post by hopehound » Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:51 pm

You got yourself one hell of a women!!! yay T!!! :D
ANGELS CAN FLY BECAUSE THEY TAKE THEMSELVES LIGHTLY

WhenwillIlearn
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Post by WhenwillIlearn » Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:35 pm

very good.
Smart lady~
Not too smart a Man!
Bek

cheryl h
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Post by cheryl h » Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:40 pm

here's an oldie but a goodie
cheryl

Russ K
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Post by Russ K » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:12 am

epa-

Good one. Very funny... another of life's ironies.
Really like the ATTITUDE thought too!

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