Come Fly with me
Two blind pilots board the plane wearing dark glasses. One is using a guide dog
and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter
spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the ****pit, the door closes and
the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. No one is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough
into the the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.
In the ****pit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."
Laughter is the best medicine!! Bev
For those afraid to fly like me
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!! Anne