Funny joke

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0124vtd
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Post by 0124vtd » Sat Feb 23, 2008 4:57 pm

I got this one in an email and just thought I would share it cuz it made me laugh!

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.



He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him.



At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:53 am

that was great! lol

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Post by Guest » Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:01 am

Thanks! A smile and then a laugh is what every day can start with and end with!

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Post by Guest » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:02 am

too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Guest » Sun Mar 16, 2008 3:02 am

That was very cute. Thanks for the morning humor.

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:31 am

That is hilarious!!!!!! Thanks for posting!

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:24 am

that was good!!

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:53 pm

That is a great joke....I heard Joel Osteen say it one day on his program.............

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Post by Guest » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:00 pm

That was very good, thanks for that :D

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Post by Guest » Tue Mar 18, 2008 4:09 pm

thank you so much made me laugh my butt off feels great for a change!

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