To start out...
If it wasn't for me, I'd be OK
We're all here because we're not all there.....
One-Liners
It's Yogi Berra time:
"You can observe a lot just by watching." ?????
On Yankee Stadium's notorious shadows in the outfield - "Hey, it gets late early out there."
On the art of hitting - "Think? How the hell can you think and hit at the same time?"
"Half the lies they tell me aren't true."
"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."
"If you don't know where you're going you'll end up someplace else."
"Ninety-nine percent of baseball is half mental."
On receiving a check made out to "Bearer" - "How could you spell my name like that?"
After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eight - "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces."
More at the link below.
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"You can observe a lot just by watching." ?????
On Yankee Stadium's notorious shadows in the outfield - "Hey, it gets late early out there."
On the art of hitting - "Think? How the hell can you think and hit at the same time?"
"Half the lies they tell me aren't true."
"I usually take a two hour nap from one to four."
"If you don't know where you're going you'll end up someplace else."
"Ninety-nine percent of baseball is half mental."
On receiving a check made out to "Bearer" - "How could you spell my name like that?"
After being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into four slices or eight - "Better make it four. I don't think I can eat eight pieces."
More at the link below.
<A HREF="http://sun-tzu.iwarp.com/baseball00a.html" TARGET=_blank>http://sun-tzu.iwarp.com/baseball00a.html</A>
Life's battles don't always go to the stronger, the smarter, the faster hand; But sooner or later the person who wins is the one who thinks "I can." Author Unknown
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