Can we cry under water ?
How important does a person have to be to be considered assinated as opposed to murdered ?
How is it that we give our 2 cents worth, but only get a penny for our thoughts....what happens to the extra cent ?
When you get to heaven are you stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ?
Why does round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham actually have ?
Why is it that you are in a movie but on television ?
Why do people pay money to go up tall buildings, then pay more money to use binoculaurs to see what is on the ground ?
Why do doctors leave the room when you are changing...they are going to see you naked anyway ?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural ?
Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp ?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares...why is there a stupid song about him ?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in a carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut...why can't he fix a hole in the boat ?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff...why didn't he just buy dinner ?
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables...what is baby oil made from ?
Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune ?
Why did you try singing the 2 songs above ?
Ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad but when you take him in the car he sticks his head out the window ?
A couple funny ponderisms !!
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