Personal Ads for people with Anxiety/Panic/Depression

Rene98 · Post by **Rene98** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:08 am

Sorry Conner you can't have my husband but he is the perfect person to reply to that ad

By the way he told me to tell you to try out the Mr. Clean eraser for the scuff marks on your floor. He discovered that one this week.

Mello Nello2 · Post by **Mello Nello2** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:46 pm

I love the MR Clean eraser!!! It really works!!
Hahaha Conner loved the OCD thing!! And i love your carosel horse icon!!!
Wanted: Panic Pal,, to ride in the car daily, talks in english, doesnt talk back, speaks only in affirmations, is willing to drive if i panic, strong enough to take my anger out on, cause i can do nothing alone! Maps out all the back roads, so i dont have drive on busy streets or freeways... And it cant cost more than $19.95
CAll, 1-800 Totally Dependent!

Nelly

Utah Momma · Post by **Utah Momma** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:54 am

Wanted SWM that is a rep for major drug company. Valium preferred, generic accpetable as well.

Sara's Mom · Post by **Sara's Mom** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:52 am

Okay here goes...

If you're the kind of guy who would give me his last Ativan, then I want to panic with you.

Hi, I am a single white agoraphobic female seeking an equally neurotic single male for wild phobic fun times:

Romantic drives to the ER, holding hands as we walk to the end of the driveway, dinners at the nearest restaurant where we'll always reserve the table closest to the door, cuddling by the fireplace comparing horror stories while sharing a pot of calming chamomile tea, massaging Purell slowly and sensually all over each other's bodies until we're both thoroughly and completely sanitized!

Don't be shy, message me, or have your therapist do it.

Sara's Mom · Post by **Sara's Mom** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:12 am

Originally posted by luckyme:
Female wanted: I'm looking for someone to dine out with from time-to-time. I would prefer that you have occasional difficulty swallowing, and fear poultry dishes.

"Fear poultry dishes" hahahahaha OMG this is so funny! I do fear poultry dishes lol.

I can't stop laughing!

NinjaFrodo · Post by **NinjaFrodo** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:43 am

Male wanted:
Someone who can share in the obsessive thoughts and reassure that yes in fact i am dying whenever i have a hypochondriac episode. The guy must be willing to stay home with me at all times and not do anything fun. Must not enjoy any activity or care about other people. Oh and also have a PhD in mindreading as well as i'm not good at communication.

email at Share_my_obsessions@hotmail.com

Mike

NinjaFrodo · Post by **NinjaFrodo** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 5:46 am

Sara's Mom, That was just awesome!

Mike

jillzmind · Post by **jillzmind** » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:12 pm

These are hilarious!! Sara and Mike..good stuff.

Glad to see you in the humor thread Mike..you gotta da funnybone in ya!! haha

NinjaFrodo · Post by **NinjaFrodo** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:51 am

thank you jillzmind. I really try and i've come to this thread to find some inspiration to change some of my obsessive scary thoughts. Those can be really challenging to make humerus.

Mike

ES · Post by ES » Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:12 pm

People who suffer from anxiety & fear of flying now have solutions. http://www.flyinganxiety.com provides info & tips on dealing with air turbulence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gao3SIT3IY