Talking Dog for Sale

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Talking Dog for Sale

Post by Bryce_in_TX » Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:39 pm

A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads "Talking Dog for Sale." Intrigued, he walks in.

"So what have you done with your life?" he asks the dog.

"I’ve led a very full life," says the dog. "I lived in the Alps rescuing avalanche victims. Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home."

The guy is flabbergasted. He asks the dog’s owner, "Why on earth would you want to get rid of an incredible dog like that?"

The owner says, "Because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!"
"Life's battles don't always go to the stronger or faster man, but sooner or later the man who wins is the one who thinks he can."

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Re: Talking Dog for Sale

Post by Grandmaof3 » Sun May 28, 2023 4:35 pm

I needed that! That's at pretty good joke!!!

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