GREAT TRUTHS!!!

Mello Nello · Post by **Mello Nello** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:51 am

Philosophy

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

NinjaFrodo · Post by **NinjaFrodo** » Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:23 pm

Thanks Nelly! That's so cute and yes, true!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:57 pm

Thanks Nelly. I have a 17 year old and a 20 year old. Both are girls and raising teens <span class="ev_code_BLUE">is</span> just like trying to nail jello to a tree - so difficult, no matter how cute they are.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:16 pm

Thanks that was funny. I needed a good laugh

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:13 pm

DeeDee, I can't believe you have a 17 year old and 20 year old! Wow, you look great and so young. You look like you would have maybe a 5 year old, lol. I'm 34, and feel like I look 54, LOL

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 4:26 am

Thanks for the compliment mlrb. My girls will be 21 and 18 in april and august. All grown up.